Insert cheesy Tolkien poem title here... ;)

[RobJN]

- But, now, enough of these cheeseful musings! My feet are cold, and my ale is warm! There are orcs to slay, and dragons to tame! ...Is that... Even... The British National Anthem played backwards?! - Come on, let's hurry to the dungeon, to the Orcian Way! Stand in the shield wall, side by side! Next to King Uther, next to Rowell the Blade, or next to Prince Theodore! ...Like so many valiant heroes before you have stood, and will still come to stand. For the last 45 years.

Just don't stand too close to Rowena, unless you want Leansethar's sword in your ribs......