06-25-2012, 11:45 AM
That looks mindbendingly awful... I kinda liked the Wrath of Dragon God one with all the name-droppery and the barbarian chick, but this seems about as bad as the first one (without amusement from Jeremy Irons eating the whole set in every scene he's in). But the dungeonpunk piercings+shitty tattoos were the biggest crime against humanity there. And I don't usually grog out on the look, for example in WAR's D&D/Pathfinder art it works. Here's it's just crap and horrible and insulting and Stalin. The badly done CGI gorexplosion was the only point of interest in the trailer.
0 out of 5 Saunas without seeing. Doubt it will rise to even 1/5 when I watch it with copious amounts of beer.
Anyway, meh. Game of Thrones gave me srs fantasy and Knights of Badassdom should provide the D&D type stuff whenever it gets out. And of course there's always the option of rewatching Krod Mandoon, which is still the most faithful D&D filmatization made
0 out of 5 Saunas without seeing. Doubt it will rise to even 1/5 when I watch it with copious amounts of beer.
Anyway, meh. Game of Thrones gave me srs fantasy and Knights of Badassdom should provide the D&D type stuff whenever it gets out. And of course there's always the option of rewatching Krod Mandoon, which is still the most faithful D&D filmatization made
This is not the Spanish Announcers Table! Very immature! He spilled my diet soda!