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Centaur Cheese...eeeeugh! - Havard - 12-09-2010

BMPG lists this item and says elves make it with milk from Centaur females. Borat anyone?

:o

-Havard

- DungeonDevil - 12-09-2010

Can't be any worse than Norwegian black goat's cheese (svartost?). Confusedhock:

- aldarron - 12-10-2010

Wait, exactly where are the nipples on a female centaur.......? On second thought, I don't want to know.

- Rafael - 12-10-2010

DungeonDevil Wrote:Can't be any worse than Norwegian black goat's cheese (svartost?). Confusedhock:

I share this opinion, and promise a custom title for you in the near future. Smile

- DungeonDevil - 12-10-2010

Rafael Wrote:
DungeonDevil Wrote:Can't be any worse than Norwegian black goat's cheese (svartost?). Confusedhock:

I share this opinion, and promise a custom title for you in the near future. Smile

I hope that the 'custom title' is something unequivocally flattering and therefore fallacious. :lol:

When I was in high school a Norwegian exchange student had his folks send him a care-package with the filthy stuff, and in class, no less, he was wont to munch on a slab of it quite heartily. It fairly resembled a chunk of my grandfather's homemade soap, into which it was his custom to mix ashes. Confusedhock: Blech! I'd rather dine upon a helping of well-aged Emmenthaler Swiss if you don't mind! 8)

- Havard - 12-11-2010

Hahaha Smile

Re: Centaur Cheese...eeeeugh! - garolek - 01-13-2011

I will gladly consider breasts at any time, especially in the name of science! :lol:

My prime visual reference for female centaurs would be Disney's "Fantasia", and they clearly have boobs on their chests - so I would say that is where the nipples would be. I can't recall any depictions of female centaurs from Classical art, and I can't recall any female centaurs being present at the Battle of Lapiths and Centaurs in Ovid's Metamorphoses (the ultra-gory brawl happened at a wedding party, so there may have been female centaurs there that I cannot remember).

Suckling a baby centaur would certainly be more difficult if the nipples were located on the underside, being as a centaurs humanoid portion would be longer than a regular colt's head and neck, so it appears the Disney depiction is logical. In this case, a centaur would only have two nipples.

I want to try svartost now, I quite like every other kind of goat cheese that I have tried.
I've never had cheese made from horse milk, so I can't quite imagine what centaur cheese would taste like. I'd try it, though. It's got to be better than troll cheese, right? Confusedhock:

Re: Centaur Cheese...eeeeugh! - Dave L - 01-14-2011

garolek Wrote:I've never had cheese made from horse milk, so I can't quite imagine what centaur cheese would taste like. I'd try it, though. It's got to be better than troll cheese, right? Confusedhock:
Troll cheese? That's just ... what the ... have you ever ... how would you even ... (mind shuts down in self-defence)

Re: Centaur Cheese...eeeeugh! - DungeonDevil - 01-14-2011

garolek Wrote:I will gladly consider breasts at any time, especially in the name of science! :lol:

My prime visual reference for female centaurs would be Disney's "Fantasia", and they clearly have boobs on their chests - so I would say that is where the nipples would be. I can't recall any depictions of female centaurs from Classical art, and I can't recall any female centaurs being present at the Battle of Lapiths and Centaurs in Ovid's Metamorphoses (the ultra-gory brawl happened at a wedding party, so there may have been female centaurs there that I cannot remember).

Suckling a baby centaur would certainly be more difficult if the nipples were located on the underside, being as a centaurs humanoid portion would be longer than a regular colt's head and neck, so it appears the Disney depiction is logical. In this case, a centaur would only have two nipples.

*facepalm*

I. cannot. believe. we're. actually. having. a conversation. about. centaur bewbs. :?

Quote:I want to try svartost now, I quite like every other kind of goat cheese that I have tried.
I've never had cheese made from horse milk, so I can't quite imagine what centaur cheese would taste like. I'd try it, though. It's got to be better than troll cheese, right? Confusedhock:

I was wrong in calling it svartost. The name is brunost, apparently.

Re: Centaur Cheese...eeeeugh! - Rafael - 01-14-2011

The entire discussion is mildly disturbing, indeed.

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