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New Members: A Tale of Woe (READ THIS, BASTARD ROOKIES!) - Rafael - 05-09-2012
Hi all,
On behalf of our notoriously overcaffeinated admin team, and for the benefit of the community,
I would like share, like, disperse, a few thoughts we think are worth noting for all new customers.
Dear wanderer, comest thou to the Comeback Inn, thou dost to do...
1. Have a goddamn normal screen name!
We admins must be able to tell that you're no spammers.
So, use screen names that make SOME sense, and that aren't anyway suggestive.
Sorry, good Mr or Mrs "247Freemp3player", but ARE YOU GODDAMN SERIOUS??? -RAAAAAAAAH.
2. Delurk!
To make sure you don't get busted by accident, delurk, which means, post something.
You know those creepy people that walk by you in the park, and turn their heads to you in total silence, watching your every move?
- That is how WE feel about you, if you come here and read our stuff, but never comment!
It's the internet, so we already assume that you're not wearing pants while you're doing this, which only makes it scarier.
3. Post in the, *best Ranjit from HIMYM-voice I can do*, Hellooo-Thread!
Yeah, introduce yourselves!
Do some nifty social networking. Be accessible. Feel real. Connect with other gamers. Tell them you like their RPG book collection. Buy them a drink.
4. Enjoy your stay!
Put that "I love Rafe" button on your car, and that "visit the Comeback Inn" link on your webpage.
Your reward will be idle, in the sense that you get nothing for it, but we will feel better.
Remember...
You are Blackmoor!
Your benevolent tyrant,
Rafe
Re: New Members: A Tale of Woe (READ THIS, BASTARD ROOKIES!) - Rafael - 07-17-2012
:twisted:
Yes, I am upping this again, you goblins!
So many come here to download our files, so few bother to say 'hello'!
This has to change. Now.
Re: New Members: A Tale of Woe (READ THIS, BASTARD ROOKIES!) - ilexgarodan - 07-18-2012
*Bows and grovels*
All hail Rafe, the benevolent tyrant! May his reign be ever lasting!
All hail Havard, the creative genius! May his imagination never run dry!
All hail Dave Arneson, the father! May he never be forgotten!
Re: New Members: A Tale of Woe (READ THIS, BASTARD ROOKIES!) - Rafael - 07-18-2012
... Go on.